LOL oooh greyhound

lol i dont even know where to begin. lets start with i am in st petersburg FL and its fuckkinng beautiful.

i left richmond on the bus to orlando then clearwater.
after a night of being stalked by crazy men,moving seats every hour because i would keep waking up to some strange jamacian man STARING AT ME IN THE SEAT NEXT TO ME ??!?! listening to strangers hooking up in the seat behind me last night... it was a crazy night, but nothing... NOTHING.. can compare to today in orlando. LOLOLOLOL

i arrived in orlando with the intent of sneaking onto the keywest bus. well, i got kicked off.. twice.
i decided to just go with origanl destination of getting to clearwater to make things easier.

i met a lady who had been living out on the streets for 7 days, because her and her husbands car had broke down outside the greyhound on the way to detriot. well, last night i guess he went around to look for some mones to steal out of cars and got caught, leaving her with only herself because.. WHOOPS? he had 3 felony warrents out for his arrest. hes going to be locked up for about 4-6 years. well, we got some coffee and i shared some tips about sneaks.

next, i met two sisters from northern fl.
what follows is what i sent shalane via text as it was happening:

ok... i am officially in the deep south. this story is a play by play of what i am witnessing right now. no joke.

two sisters who are very hot, but trashy met this guy in orlando who is not hot.. but young. everyone has deep southern accents.

we get on the bus. the blonde sits next to the guy. the bathroom door keeps flying open and the smell of piss and shit fills the bus. i get up and tie the door closed with a string.

i notice the sisters are cutting up straws and cutting powder. i wonder what they are snorting. i wonder, if they will share.

a few mins lafter i hear them screaming at the young man and laughing telling him to snort the meth and take the oxy cotin

relectantly, he agrees. ten mins later -now- the blonde proclaims the wants to "suck his cock"

that is what she is doing RIGHT NOW. in front of the WHOLE BUS. LOLolOOLOL

lol and the best part about this is, while this is all going on, the couple behind them starts to have FULL BLOWN SEX.

ooohh akward momemnts on the greyhound.

i get dropped off in st petes... well kicked off rather, and i am staying with alyssa and natalie, across from the high school jim morrison went to ....
ahhhh.. it was all worth it for the stalking i am going to do tomarrow :)